I have little, or no interest in most of the shows that are offered. I dislike reality TV, soap operas, the news, most series, and sitcoms. I also have a golden rule to never turn on any public programs between 9am to 5pm because commercials displayed around that time suggest that only old folks watch daytime television. Watching advertisements about dentures and the newest wheelchairs all day would be fine if I didn't have to convince myself afterward that, no, I am not old, I just picked the wrong time slot.
Reality TV
I wish my reality was a TV show, I would be able to edit my mistakes, get several takes on what to say, and have an executive producer take care of my life. That's not how reality works, but I guess it does when it is confined into a black box. I do not understand the appeal of watching people living their life, especially when they have nothing interesting going on. If I want pathetic, I can record my day to day and spend the evening watching it unfold with a bottle of whisky. Outside of that, I do not want to see how low people can go, how stupid or trashy they can be, certainly not for entertainment value. If I was an alien from another planet and based my knowledge of the human race on reality shows, I would come back with an army and exterminate all of us for the sake of the universe.
Reality TV
I wish my reality was a TV show, I would be able to edit my mistakes, get several takes on what to say, and have an executive producer take care of my life. That's not how reality works, but I guess it does when it is confined into a black box. I do not understand the appeal of watching people living their life, especially when they have nothing interesting going on. If I want pathetic, I can record my day to day and spend the evening watching it unfold with a bottle of whisky. Outside of that, I do not want to see how low people can go, how stupid or trashy they can be, certainly not for entertainment value. If I was an alien from another planet and based my knowledge of the human race on reality shows, I would come back with an army and exterminate all of us for the sake of the universe.
The News
If the world came to an end, you wouldn't know it because Lindsay Lohan went back into rehab that day. But that wouldn't happen, because nothing ever happens, the world sleeps quietly while Charlie Sheen rants about CBS and his goddesses. But maybe it's better that way, maybe it's better to listen to broadcasters talk about the latest youtube child sensation, or the dog that can surf, rather than some distorted truth about some major world event for the sake of sensationalism.
Talent shows
I feel like with live in an era where being a star is what matters the most. Seems like everybody and their dog want to be a singer, or a dancer. There are enough talent shows to fulfill people's illusions of stardom, American Idol being the most notorious of all. You get a bunch of kids that never learned anything about music but were brought up to think they are very special by lunatic parents, put them on a bastardized talent show, and you get your next American idol. By the year 2050, singers will run the country, and elections will be based on the best hip hop moves.
TV series
It seems like there only 2 types of TV series, one involving crime and police investigation, the other doctors and emergency rooms. There is nothing in between, life is about your guts being ripped off either by a murderer, or a surgeon. Series like Law and Order “special victims unit” sounds like some writer have a serious obsession with rape and pedophilia. Makes me want to lock myself up in some room and never come out of it. Then you have Grey's Anatomy, which is nothing but a soap opera with a scalpel. There are not a lot of choices out there, even though there are a few TV series that I would have enjoyed if they had not been canceled after the first of second season! Maybe my taste doesn't belong with high rating figures.
The day I will watch Grey's Anatomy:
The day I will watch Grey's Anatomy:
What puzzles me even more than the amount of junk that comes out of our television set is the number of people that complain about the programs, but can't turn off their TV. Some people have it on 24/7, even if there is nothing on. I guess silence can kill you, but if the sound of nothingness scare you, there are still alternatives, such as music, or, if you really need some noise, just keep your dog barking.
Anyway, I have to log off now, or I am gonna miss the last episode of The Real Housewives of Appalachia.